Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Gumby-Fail

                                                               Gumby-Fail                                  http://www.10news.com/news/29100057/detail.html?hpt=ju_bn6

So yes I giggled  a little at this one too. Robbers are not funny, guns are not funny, and crime is certainly never funny. I know this but I still giggled a little. Why a gumby costume? Out of chicken suits now? Maybe it was just the cheapest body-covering device he could get his hands on.

I'm guessing he didn't take anything since the clerk thought it was so much of a joke he didn't call the cops. Its like showing up to a gun fight with a knife, if you wanna be taken seriously you gotta look serious...or at least scary. Not that I wanna advice criminal, just sayin. I think this guy actually left the store with less then what he entered with, their not clear on whether he got his change for the purchase before he claimed to be a robber. If he didn't I call this a epic fail to the max. Being dumb enough to rob is fail enough but to be so bad at it YOU get robbed.....Urg.

Any-who theres a 1k reward on Gumby-Fail so watch any loser you know who's old enough to know who gumby is and nerd enough to have a costume of him.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

The Nitty-Gritty

So basically this is my first blog post ever (woot). I can tell you right away I'm not s super speller and my grammar leaves a bit to be desired. I use words only my fellow rednecks may understand and I can come off as rash and rude.

Any-who, lets start by explaining the blog name. Its clearly called 'I approve (or not)', so I'll be giving you my thoughts on events in world news. Its just whatever catches my eye; could be world news one day and entertainment the next. So with nothing more to mention lets begin:

                                                                     Divorce Rings..??http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/09/06/introducing-the-18-karat-gold-divorce-ring/?hpt=li_bn3

So let me begin by saying this made me giggle a bit and my husband stepped back and doubled looked as he passed me by. I had to make sure he understood the link had nothing to do with him haha.

So I pretty much agree with the news letter, it looks fake, cost too much, and is only good for maybe spendng your half of the divorce money on to piss off your ....ex-other. Its totally tacky looking, even if it was a whole heart who would buy that for a real wedding ring? Thanks billionaire jewelry people but I'll get mine from the quarter-machine, where you got this one and decided to over charge us for it.

Besides the ugly...UGLY look who the heck would buy a ring to symbolize their divorce??? Why would you wanna remember that? And here's another question, if you get married again do you keep it or throw it and its worth out the window. Seriously, its like getting a tattoo for every miscarriage you have; Weird and creepy.

Answer : I do not Approve...